Potential Circle Jerk Zordon

Discussion in 'Introductions' started by Zordon, Jul 4, 2015.

  1. Zordon I do magical things with balls.

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    I'm a legend. You should take a picture with me. You should be happy to be in my presence, I should charge you a fee.
    I'm a monster. You have no chance against me. I'm engaging with the game-system in a way your slow, limited mind never could. You start getting the impression I can read your mind. Every shot, blocked. Out of nowhere i take the ball, sprint to the goal and get another point. You didn't even realize the opening was there. No one did. No one except me. You know that voice, deep down in the back of your mind, telling you how you're not good enough? Your parents loved your siblings more. You're fat, dumb, lazy.

    I am the reason.

    I
    Will
    Not
    Lose
    Ever.

    US East - Highly active - Legend
    Get @ Me, before I get at you.
     
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  2. 13ad7uck. FullofMana Banjoballer

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    a legend doesnt need to introduce himself

    ahwell, the bloopers are missing so this will suffice
     
  3. TrencH Active Member Banjoballer

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    Cell and myself had the pleasure of playing with Zordon. He has potential but he surpassed bizarro in delusion and doesn't know when to passz
     
  4. Zordon I do magical things with balls.

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    Announcement of the Century

    Zordon to leave strikers community! - Details to follow

    After not playing for about two weeks, coming back, and trying a hero I'd never played before I found it amazing how unforgiving the community was after a closely lost game, when I was still trying to figure the hero out, examine his speed and skills, while analyzing my team and the enemy to find openings.

    My first reaction was defensive and flaming, mainly to make others as annoyed as I was.

    I can no longer play strikers to the level I used to. Preparation for boot camp (DEP for army 11X infantry) takes up most of my time, along with my part time job.

    Now, I've always been someone who wants to be at the top of the field in any game, or I'd rather not play it.

    I simply don't have the time or interest to continue playing strikers, even at just a casual level. One match every 2 weeks isn't enough for league play, and to be honest strikers is at the bottom of my list of things to do everyday. After running 5 miles and various other PT, i want to turn my brain off.

    Its a great game, I wish you all well and I hope it continues to grow, but after this post I'm going to vanish and never appear again.

    TL:DR Bye.
     
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  5. Dayne Awful Player, Worse Developer Staff Member Banjoballer Wiki Editor Club Cx

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    Welp boys, we've lost a god amongst men.
     
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  6. Biz Top 5 Banjoballer Club Cx

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    Didn't even last a month!

    cya
     
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  7. brad Active Member Wiki Editor

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    pour some out for our fallen brother
     
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  8. Blitzerg New Member Banjoballer The Star Strikers Zealot Hockey

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    Ya good riddance zornoodle
     
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  9. CMillzer New Member Banjoballer

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    Spread the salt at your front door, the beast is coming for you trolls who ran him out.
     
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